My Unwavering Omnipotence

I’d like to take a moment and remind everyone of my unwavering omnipotence. On October 30th, 2009 at 10:42 am I confidently announced -

I predict us DC metronites will have a real Winter this year. Beware.

source: @aebsr

One might think, “omnipotence” is a bit much. Though in my case, it’s just accurate. For years I’ve known that I am a prophet. I just try to keep my prophecies to myself. Sending the world into mass panic would be reckless of me after-all.

Now after umteen winter storms, 70+ inches of snow and apparently even more in just a matter of days – I just wanted to say… told ya so!